40th Anniversary
A man and a woman were married for 40 years. When they first
got married the man said, "I am putting a box under the bed.
You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years
of marriage the woman never looked.
However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity
got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
In the box were 3 empty beer bottles and $1954.25 in small bills.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she
knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite
restaurant. After dinner the woman could no longer contain her
curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all
these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today
the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to
know why do you keep the bottles in the box?"
The man thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these
wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: Whenever I was
unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under
the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
The woman was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on
the road, temptation does happen. And I guess that 3 times is
not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their
peace.
A little while later, the woman asked the man, "Why do you have
all that money in the box?" To which the man answered, "Whenever
the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."