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Ice Fishing Blonde
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter
hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could
find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the
field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for
her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed
all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece
of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her
padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was
about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the
sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further
along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started
to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are
no fish under the ice!"
Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly
wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved
to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments
to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything
up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just
so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again,
"There are no fish under the ice!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating rink!" |
