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Which Dog is Best?
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first
was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His
dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and
draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no
sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog
was named "Slide Rule". He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring
them back, and divide them into piles of three, which he did with
no problem. The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog
was better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and
pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with
no problem.
All three men agreed this was very good and that their dogs were
equally smart. They all turned to the union member and said, "What
can your dog do?". The Teamster called his dog whose name was "Coffee
Break" and said, "Show the fellows what you can do". Coffee Break
went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, went to the bathroom
on the paper, claimed he injured his back while eating, filed a
grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's Compensation
and left for home on sick leave. |
