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How Does Your Garden Grow?
A beautiful blonde woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she
came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What
do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of
my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day
for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the
way, How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous." |
