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Abstinence
Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members
of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without
sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged
and the third couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The
retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple
said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no
problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can
of paint.
"A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she
bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then.
Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome
in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." |
