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Telling a Blonde Joke
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to
a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while,
the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm
a 6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more,
the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think
about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
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