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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies
Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of
the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However,
if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the
mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands
before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman
in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,
"I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror
swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the
mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*
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