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Read Real Slow
A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana.
They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase
their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars
and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old
cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got for
$599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local
telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend
in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch,
bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in
the U.S. are $.75 per word."
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send
one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand
this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow..." |
