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Husbands in Hell
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the
subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband just
won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to hell." This
led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for
one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in
hell.
So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One
woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven."
Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." So,
then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything.
And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely
you're going to Heaven...?"
She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a
ticket straight to hell!" They were shocked and asked why. "Well,
you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?" |
