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Elegant Portrait
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told
the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband.
I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to
go crazy looking for the jewelry." |
