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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted
a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a
reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck
out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the
young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just
then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort
hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of
the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips
the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it,
this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
