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The Bum
A bum approaches a man passing by for money.
Man: "Are you going to use it to buy booze?"
Bum: "No."
Man: "Will you use it to buy cigarettes?"
Bum: "No, sir."
Man: "Are you going to gamble it away?"
Bum: "Why, no!"
Man: "Then will you come home with me and show my wife what happens
to a man who doesn’t drink, smoke, or gamble?" |
