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Missing Husband
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police
arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall , blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love
him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this
report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe
her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual
frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why
she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean
I wanted him back!"
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