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Negligee For the Wife
Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is
reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday today. At
lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for
her. Unfortunately, he realizes that life has been good and she
has everything she needs.
Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has
never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the idea to buy his
wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Marvin goes
into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive,
sheerest negligee she has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs
home to his wife.
Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs
and unwrap it. He'll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and
goes up to the bedroom. Once the package is opened she realizes
that this is something she has never had before. She also sees that
it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. She thinks
for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin
and go downstairs without any clothes on at all. So she leaves the
negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked.
She calls out, 'Marvin, come out to the hallway and look. 'Marvin
walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims,
'$59 and they didn't even iron it.'
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