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Mother of Six
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother
of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as
well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother
of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back...
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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