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Old Aunt Emma
A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of
the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years
she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally
the old lady died.
On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his
wife, Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would
have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years.
His wife looked at him aghast. *My* Aunt Emma! she cried. I thought
she was *your* Aunt Emma!
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