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Eating Lunch
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage
again! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off,
too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."
Next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and
cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees
a burrito and jumps, too. The blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna
and jumps to his death, too.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turns and stares at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me" she says. "He makes his own lunch." |
