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A Hunting Analogy
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor
asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year
old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think
about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell
you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed
a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally
grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued,
"So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in
front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear
and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor
queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have
shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor. |
